Jaden Smith Writing a Philosophy Book
100% normal, everyday teen Jaden Smith is transcending to the next level of his enlightenment. He’s allegedly writing a philosophy book of essays, according to Us Weekly.
A friend of Smith told the publication that “Jaden sees himself as a modern-day prophet and is working on a collection of essays. They’re new takes on string theory and chaos theory, but more mystical. Jaden thinks he has spiritual ties to people in other dimensions and galaxies, and they are helping him write.”
All together: ABOUT DAMN TIME.
Jaden Smith has been blessing the Internet for years with nuggets of wisdom delivered in tweets and/or kooky interviews. Recently, he compared himself to Galileo, reflected on the significance of his own birth and even waxed poetic on the concepts of happiness and time.
I Just Scrolled Through My Tweets And “I” Started Laughing.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 22, 2014
If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I’ve Cried In The Back Of An Uber, I Would Have Another Pair Of Yeezy’s.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 27, 2015
Jaden, if you are reading this, we have some suggestions:
- Audiobook is read by Shia LaBeouf
- Illustrated by James Franco. Illustrations are half blank pages to represent the meaninglessness of society
- Page 7 asks you turn to page 4 and examine how you’ve changed since page 3
- In the middle of the book is a mirror. EXAMINE YOURSELF, READERS!
Smith has not yet confirmed the Us Weekly report. Mashable reached out to Smith’s reps for comment about the book; we’ll update when we hear back.
Book concepts by Maya Ninel Robert and Alize Weinberger
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